| Panic! At the Disco |
[13 Jun 2008|11:01pm] |
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I won free tickets to the Honda Civc Tour featuring "Panic! At the Disco" which is this Saturday, June 14th, 2008. Anybody wanna go? They have to drive cause I'm not wasting my gas going to Anaheim to watch this shit.
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| HEROES Peter Petrelli is EMO |
[03 May 2007|06:18am] |
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Greatest emo lyrics ever! Wish I could get the song.
I write in a LiveJournal and wear thick-rim glasses I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
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| Google hilarity. |
[13 Apr 2007|01:27am] |
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Go to Google.com, click on 'maps,' then click on 'get directions.' Type in 'New York, NY' as your starting point and 'Paris, France' as your destination. Once it computes your directions scroll down to No. 23. Just plain funny.
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| At least I'm unique! |
[19 Feb 2007|01:28pm] |
| FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out. | | | The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)
Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.
Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.
We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.
To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.
Your exact opposite: The Gentleman
 Deliberate Gentle Love Master
| There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Sonnet
CONSIDER: Half-Cocked, The Nymph |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. |
I'll just have sex with all the hot dead girls. :D
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| Who wants to go to Disneyland with me? :D |
[10 Jan 2007|12:36am] |
C'mon! Who wants to go? I'm not paying and hopefully not driving! But you'll spend the day with Sexy Mike. Just can't go on Saturdays or Holiday weekends. I'll be able to go the rest of this month excluding the last week.
Have a fun-filled night with me and Micky at Disneyland.
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| Damnit it finally happened to me |
[16 Nov 2006|10:12pm] |
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Got into my 1st car crash. Asshole who hit me drove off. Now I can't get money. ( I'm Chinese all I care about is money)
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| uhhh..... |
[28 May 2006|03:21am] |
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Brad Pitt in the old west with a shaggy beard |
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Reminder to self: Don't do flips/judo rolls/akido rolls on cement floors.
Another reminder to self: Don't fall for peer pressure (damn you ADAM!).
Any chicks wanna gimme a massage so my back will feel better?
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| Drunk |
[10 Apr 2006|10:19pm] |
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Got so fucking drunk, I left my credit card at the bar. Hope nobody decided that all drinks were on me that night.
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| The Latin Secret is out |
[31 Jan 2006|12:07am] |
L O S E R MIKE 1: let me in on the latino secret L O S E R MIKE 1: i'm down with the brown MidgetLinks: hahaha MidgetLinks: i dunno man... i dont know it there is a secret L O S E R MIKE 1: cause you know asians will copy it and make it better L O S E R MIKE 1: like we did with cars MidgetLinks: hahaha MidgetLinks: find a slutty chick. get her drunk. fuck her MidgetLinks: 3 easy steps
Now I just gotta make it more efficient, gotta keep testing to see what works.
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| 2K6 is off the hook!!!! |
[14 Jan 2006|01:32am] |
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Got high, lost shoe at concert, foot got stepped on (alot), recovered shoe, saw car get wrecked (not mine).
AWESOME NIGHT!!!!
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| Lady Luck is a cheating whore!!! |
[16 Aug 2005|04:54am] |
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LADY L!!!! |
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The ups and downs of Gambling is like a freaking didlo shoved up the ass while trying to shit out a Fatburger.
Remember kiddos when your up and up alot. LEAVE THE FUCKING PLACE!!!
I said, Lady L, let your soul be free You closed your eyes And you wouldn’t see, girl The only one who could Ease your pain was me
As I ride on my horse Through the countryside I said “come on, Lady L Let me give you a ride”
But as I pulled the reigns Of my horse You pulled the reigns Of your soul I’m outta control!
Couldn’t see through A thick cloud of smoke You held my heart Now it’s bloody and broken Is your green army jacket Keepin’ you warm tonight?
Lady L La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la That’s the sound of L Lady L She’s my Lady L La la la la la la la la la la la la la-Lady L
We live in a world Of teachers and tests I take my comfort In your silky breast And you’re the one Askin’ me what’s next
Your yellow eyes Are cold as stone I phoned your heart There was nobody home What are you gonna do When you’re all alone?
She’s my Lady L She’s my Lady L Sweet Lady L Lady L Lady L Lady L
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| Cause they made me |
[08 Aug 2005|11:43pm] |
1. Reply with your name(birth, nick, porn, doesn't matter) and I will write something random about you. 2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. 4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I will tell you my first memory of you. 6. I will tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll then ask you something that I've always wondered about you. 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your LJ.
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